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Top 15 Husband and Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi || पति पत्नी जोक्स

Top 15  Husband and Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi

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Jokes: #1


Wife: Pata he aaj maine tumhare liye special dish banai he .....khate hi tan badan se garmi gayab .....!

Husband: Aisa kya bana diya he tumne aaj....

Wife: Navratan oil ke pakode .....
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Jokes: #2

Dekhta Hun tum kaise nhi hanste ho....

Ek wife apne Husband ko letter likhti he....lekin use ye nhi pata tha ki fullstop kahan lagaya jata he.... isaliye wo kahin bhi fullstop laga deti thi , jahan uska man karta tha....

ab dekho uske(fullstop..letter) ka aatank.

Mere pyare jeevan sathi mera pranam aapke charno me.

Aapne abhi tak chitthi nahi likhi meri saheli ko. Naukari mil gai he humari gaay ko. Bachhada diya he dadaji ne.

 Sharab ki lat laga li he maine. Tumko bahut khat likha lekin tum nahi aaye kutte ke bachhe .

Bhediya kha gaya 2 mahine ka rashan. Chhutti par aate samay le aana ek khoobsurat aurat.

Meri saheli ban gai he. Aur iss samay TV par gana gaa rahi he humari humari bakri. Bech di gai he tumhari maan.

Tumko bahut yaad kar rahi he ek padosan. Humko bahut tang karti he.....

Tumhari chanda rani

Parinam: Husband ka heart fail.
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Jokes: #3

Wife: Aji sunte ho....Aapka dost ek pagal ladki se shadi karne ja raha he....


Husband: To.... Karne do na use....

Wife: tum rokoge nahi use...?

Husband: Kyu rokun uss kameene ne roka tha kya mujhe.



Jokes: #4

Ek dhhol wala shadi me dhool baja raha tha....

Uske dhol ke dono taraf mahila ki photo thi.

Ye dekhkar ek boodha aadmi ne kaha ....

Boodha aadmi: Tu sundarta ke pujari lagte ho...

Dhol wala: Pujari jaisi koi baat nahi he...

Ek taraf meri saas ki photo he....
Aur doosri taraf aap khud hi samajh jaiye ....apko tajurba to hoga hi...?

Ghar pe to mauka milta nahin he isaliye yahan koot deta hun ... De dana dan.
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Jokes: #5

Ek din Husband Wife dono Horror movie dekh rahe the .... Ki Achanak screen par ek Bhoot aa gaya.

Wife: chillai....Ooooo Mammi....?

Husband: yeeeele tu to pahchan gai Mammi ko...fir kya tha.
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Jokes: #6

Ek Husband hukeem se: Mujhe ajeeb tarah ki beemari hui he.... Meri wife bolti he to mujhe sunai nahi deta.....

Hukeem: Mashaallah...! Ye koi beemari nahi he...ye to tum par khuda ki rahmat hui he.
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Jokes: #7

Humne choom liya uss jameen ko jahan padosan ne apne paanv rakhe the.....

Aur wo bewafa ghar aakar boli....,

Bahan ji aapka Husband mitti khata he...
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Jokes: #8

Ladkiyon ki 2 samasyaye....

1 . Kaise kutte ki tarah dekh raha he...
2 . Kutta dekh bhi nahi raha he....

Ab ye batao ki kutta kon he....?
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Jokes: #9

Ise kahte he bhayankar bhayanak majak,

Ek Husband wife ka joda ek doosre me haath dalkar bageeche me tahal raha tha.

Tabhi ek shararati bachha wahan se gujarate huye....

Bachcha: uncle.... Kal wali jyada mast thi.

Husband 4 dino se khali pet bageeche me uss bachhe ko dhoondh raha he....
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Jokes: #10

Husband:  Shadi se pahle tumhare kitne Boyfriend the....

Wife: chup karke sochne lagi...

Husband: chillate huye.... Iss khamoshi ko main kya samjhun....?

Wife: Hay rabba.... Chillate kyon ho gin to rahi hun na.
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Jokes: #11

Ek sharabi Husband ka jhagda uski Wife ke sath ho gaya....

Husband: moti , kali kaluti, danteli kahi ki...

Wife: Tu nashedi, sharabi kahin ka.

Husband: main to kal hi sudhar jaunga lekin tu humesha aisi hi rahegi.
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Jokes: #12

Husband: Tumne mer jeb se paise nikale kya...?

Wife: haan jarurat thi...!

Husband: To maang leti ....nikalne ki kya jarurat thi.

Wife: Kab tak mangti firungi ab mujhe aatmanirbhar banna he.
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Jokes: #13

Husband: Jujh shahb mujhe apni wife se talak chahiye ye mujhe bartan fenk kar marti he....,

Jujh: Abhi bhi marti he ya pahle se....

Husband: pahle se...

Jujh: To itne saal baad talak kyuo...?

Husband: Shahb ab tak to uska nishana pakka ho gaya hoga na.
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Jokes: #14

Bhasha ka antar dekhiye....

Yadi aapne wife ko hindi bhasha me kah diya ki tum "Hatyarin" lag rahi ho.... To 2 dino tak khana nahi milega.

Lekin yadi aapne yahi baat Urdu me kahi... "Tum bahut katil lag rahi ho"

To sham ko Chay ke sath sath pakode bhi mil jayenge.

Aur yadi aapne english me bol diya "baby you are looking killer" Tab to tumhari nikal padi .... Apko dinner aapki pasand ka hi milega.
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Jokes: #15

Ek wife saj dhaj ke  apne Husband se ....

Wife: suno ji main kaisi lag rahi hun...

Husband: kasam se aisa lag rahi ho ki dil karta he.... Tumhe Pakistan fenk aaun...

Wife: Kya matlab...?

Husband: are ekdam bomb lag rahi ho.
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